i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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