I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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