you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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