So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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