I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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