they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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