She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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