if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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