Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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