i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
we should paint friendship bongs
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