There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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