I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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