In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Can I color on your dick again?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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