Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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