yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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