You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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