I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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