would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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