True but thats because hes a fetus.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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