Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if only i could text you this smell
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
