epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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