It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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