I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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