I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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