after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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