Don't you send me to vm
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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