A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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