I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i think i have herpe
just one?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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