She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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