my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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