Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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