bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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