You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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