I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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