Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize