69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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