susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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