Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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