i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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