yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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