just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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