I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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