Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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