Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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