I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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