everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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