Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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