Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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