This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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