WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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