She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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