Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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