i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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