You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm bleeding and have questions
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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