Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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