Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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