man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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